Monthly Archives: July 2004

Marine won’t take orders from Kerry

Marine does not like Kerry

Check out this story. Seems the military does not want Kerry as their Commander-in-Chief. I could have told you that. U.S. service men do not care much for traitors.


Next of Kin Spam Scam

I received this post from my brother. Thought you might like it.

Spam Crap

I was just wondering if anybody else gets this one email:

Dear Kerr,

I am an Accountant with STANDARD TRUST BANK (STB),My name is Mr Alex Mekoba Banker I am the personal Account Manager to Engineer Thomas Kerr.A National of your country, who used to work with shell Development company in Nigeria.Here in after shall be referred to as my client On April 21, 1999, my client, his wife, and their three children were involved in a car accident along Sagamu express way. Since then, I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet, so to locate any member of his family but to no avail, hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money that belong to my client before they get confiscated or declared as unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposit were lodged. Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about $10. Million Dollars, has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 3 years now. Therefore, I have decided to seek your consent to present you as the “Next of Kin” of the deceased since you are from the same Country and bear the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account valued at $10.Million Dollars, can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money. 55% to me and 40% to you, while 5% will be mapped out for any expenses during the process or Tax as your Government may require, I have the Certificate of deposit that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest Cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me strictly via this email:, to enable us discuss further.

Best regards, Alex Mekoba

Now I have received probably 50-75 of these ‘next of kin’ emails. Every time the next of kin’s first name changes, they all worked for “Shell Oil Company” and it is a different accountant/attorney that is trying to get me to respond. The story always takes place in Africa and The Kerrs always die (the whole family) in a car crash.

First things first. Hello, Kerr is an Irish/Scottish name; we Kerrs are all poor white trash. None of us has $10million. And if we did, let me tell you the rest of us PWT Kerrs would come out of the cracks trying to get a piece of that pie, like Kid Rock on a trailer park. This is perjury what ‘he’ is trying to do even if it was real. This story was kind of funny the first 10 times.


p.s. feel free to spam this guy back with all kinds of crap (sign up for something on line and put his name in as a “friend”). Its not like I could stop you, or that payback is not a bitch.

Pope scorns FemiNazis

The pope catching some ZZZZZs

The Pope thinks feminism (FemiNazis) are ruining the moral fiber of the world. He is right. In a recently released statement:

”Church representatives have argued that this is symptomatic of a breakdown in values, and particularly a greater selfishness among young couples more interested in consumer goods than creating life. Feminists have long held that it is a result of the reluctance of men to share household tasks and the failure of governments to provide adequate support for families.”

I could not agree more with the Vatican and his holiness. Further, into the article, Eva Figes a FemiNazi bitch author says:

“There is another agenda there: he [the Pope] will think maternity is more important than public life. I don’t see why women should not have both – and it should be their choice.”

Women have a choice, they can be single mother whores, unmarried career oriented women without children, divorced money grubbing selfish independent whores, married with children cheating whores, or married monogamous homemakers. Married monogamous homemakers are the greatest women on the earth; they are the type of woman every good man is dying to marry.

Men on the other hand have no choice. We [men] are expected to be understanding when the women we love sends our children to daycare (a surrogate mother), run off and get a job, and then bitch that they are to busy for sexual relations with their husbands. The majority of today’s feminized women expect men to throw away their manhood by doing traditional mother type tasks, such as:

  • Play with newborns
  • Cook meals (very few of today’s modern women know how to cook)
  • Do laundry
  • Clean the house
  • Shop
  • Go to parent teachers conferences
  • etc.

Men play with action figures, army men, and shoot-em-up games while growing up. During childhood, men play cops and robbers, cowboys and Indians, and shoot each other in the ass with Roman Candles. Women on the other hand play with baby dolls, Barbie dolls, and Cabbage Patch Kids. During childhood women play house, tea party, and fashion show. Men are taught to get a job or start a business, work hard long hours, find a good woman that would make a great mother, and take care of her and treat her like a queen.

Men and women are different! That is not a bad thing like the FemiNazis would like you to think. The salvation of modern day society rests in women’s hands. Ladies, you must reclaim your roles as the keeper of the castle, let men go out and slay the Dragons, and take on the role of mother as a badge of honor not the example of slavery that Feminist Lesbians like to portray it as. Men love mothers not so called independent liberated men hating women. The children of the world need mothers at home raising them to be outstanding adults. The most damaging thing to a child is a broken family.

In the August edition of Passionate America, I will explore this issue in greater lenght. To subscribe to Passionate America send me an email.

Get rid of pesky SHARKS!

How to mace a shark

I swear to god aliens have implanted a device in my brain to steal my ideas or maybe my car and my house is bugged? Mabye it’s a Vast Left-Wing Conspiry! I had this idea a few days ago. What if you could make a sun tan lotion that was also a shark replelant? Well another one of my ideas that has been stolen. Check out the story here.


Found this little ditty on Michelle Malkin’s website. You just have to check it out.


By Michelle Malkin · July 29, 2004 07:49 PM

Mark Steyn whacks the girlie men of Europe and America upside the head, including the author of this wussy article in Foreign Policy proudly touting the European Union as “The Metrosexual Superpower.”

On a similar note, blogger Jennifer Martinez calls on real men to rise up and revolt against the metrosexuals:

Ok folks, I have had it. I’ve taken all I can stand and I can’t stand no more. Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, redecorating houses and talking about foreign concepts like “style” and “feng shui.” Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, trans-sexual, metrosexual, non sexual; blue, green, and purple-sexual-bogus definitions have taken over the urban and suburban world!

Real men of the world, stand up, scratch your butt, belch, and yell “ENOUGH!” I hereby announce the start of a new offensive in the culture wars, the Retrosexual movement…

The rest of her rousing “Retrosexual Code” is here.

Update: Turns out the author of the Retrosexual Code is Grau Magus, whose anti-metrosexual manifesto has been spreading across the Internet like David Beckham’s spilt nail polish. You go, man!

Way to Go Michelle. It’s about time women start demanding their men act like men.

Socialists and Communists Support Kerry

Check this out! This comes as no surprise. So do you still think Kerry cares about the little man?

Kerry wants one America; one misrible America. Vote for Kerry if you want to stand in a mile long line waiting for a few peices of toilet paper that will cost you $10 a sheet.

DNC, where the F*&K are the ballons?

During the finale of the Democratic National Convention, convention director Don Mischer lost his temper while his voice went out on CNN. Audio here.

For the full transcript of his potty mouth click here.

Where the F*&K are the ballons?